Ming The Merciless
Emperor of the Universe

Ming Continues Making His Case

Ming The Merciless continues to build his case in support of his contention that the Human species is not intelligent in order to get the green light to destroy our solar system so he can proceed with his LSC project ....

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Ming Goes On A Diet?

Word has leaked out that the Emperor has become fond of Human food! Whodathunk? And of course as all of us hon-yocks here on the third planet know so well, there are consequences ...

Ming admitted to trying some varieties of Human food but decreed them disgusting, but only after finishing every bite. Also it is difficult to hide an extra hundred pounds so he set Wanda to find a good diet plan ....

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Real? Or Paranoia

Back in February of 2008 Wanda began hinting at the idea that everyone aboard my lightship including my lofty self, has become infected by the R&R disease. We tried to ignore it at the time but the idea has slowly insinuated itself into the minds of the crew, the staff, the spies and who knows who else?

The atmosphere of fear and paranoia here aboard my lightship has gotten so thick you could cut it with a pair of hon-yock scissors. Finally I asked Wanda what she really thought about the situation even though I was very apprehensive as to her response. But it turned out ....

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Mings Arrival

In order to compete with those dysfunctional scientists who have their own website, thanks to one of you semi-conscious hon-yocks they call the Creator, my advisors urged me to publish my Journal even though it will certainly offend every hon-yock on the third planet. As my advisors reminded me, what do I care, I'm going to vaporize all you bozos anyway.

Just in case any of you hon-yocks can actually read, clicking this button will take you to the story of how I came to be here in this podunk galaxy of no significance to anyone I know. Also, this blog thing is your best resource to find out just when I intend to vaporize your insignificant solar system and get on with my LSC project.

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Growing Concern Across The Universe

There is growing concern across the Universe that the rap and R&R disease has escaped the confines of the quarantined Earth solar system. Much of this concern stems from the rumor that Emperor Ming, on the advice of his staff, signed up for a five week "How To Be A Vampire" course that came with a years subscription to an online membership site.

Of course, after I was able to snap the Empire out of his delusional state, he immediately vaporized half of his staff. Whereupon he sent for a new staff that was certified and guaranteed to be uncontaminated by Rap or Rock & Roll.

While normally I'm against such extreme measures, I too am concerned. So much so that I have set up a meeting with Lo-ret-ta, without the Emperor's knowledge, so that I can try to figure out what this disease is really all about. To my surprise I encountered .....

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We Don't Support What He Stands For ..

CC Paige is a staff member at the Agenda of Life Foundation who felt the need to clarify the Foundations position regarding Ming the Merciless. Therefore, with a smile on her face she writes ....

... but we do support his or anyone's right to communicate his or her views, even though, as in Mings case, those views are contrary to the Foundations. Oddly enough, his views concerning our species situation where intelligence is concerned are not that different from ours. His conclusions are where our paths seperate. His position is, the Human life form has not achieved intelligence therefore its ok to wipe us out, whereas we believe that although we haven't achieved real intelligence yet, we think it is possible, if we bring our powers to bear on the issue. In fact, the Agenda of Life Foundation is Mings greatest enemy, even more so than the alien scientists, which by the way, we support as well ...

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